Saturday, May 26, 2007
Holy Cow Grandma!
One funny situation was in church. My 90 year old grandmother was standing to sing a hymn. All the sudden I saw her kicking her feet. Being a retired minister, I thought she was just moving to the music. To my surprise, she lost her underwear on the floor. She was kicking the floor to get the panties off her foot and into her pocketbook. At this point, she gathered the attention of two rows of people who started to laugh hysterically. At that point, church was over!
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2 comments:
Sounds like you have a great mother and a great church too.
How does one retire from the pulpit anyway? It seems like an impossibility.
I am really trying to think of something funny that has happened to me in the past week or so and I am truly at a loss. I must not be paying attention. Or paying attention to the wrong stuff.
Ok, I now vow to pay attention to the other stuff.
See you next week.
David
Mark -
I have a medical chuckle - I hope it's as entertaining to blog readers as it seemed to be to the doctor...
A patient was in the ER with a bleeding disorder and the doctor asks if the patient drinks and then explains that alcohol can destroy platelets... not funny, I realize. So the patient tells the doctor they hoped the question was asked because they could really, really use a drink about then. You've never seen a doctor laugh like that in an ER. The patient ended up being the social star of the ER and hospital for a few days [and did just fine, by the way].
It wasn't necessarily ROFL funny, but it showed me the power of humor and a positive attitude.
Kathy
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